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A section of Baltimore, in the southern state of Maryland, which is nothing but a filthy cesspool. West Baltimore is full of kitten-sized rats, gratuitous violence, blocks and blocks of vacant houses, extreme poverty, illegal drugs, record-high murders, frequent home invasions and burglaries, high levels of high school dropouts, and other unwanted activity typically found in hopeless ghettoes.
Contrary to belief, West Baltimore is NOT like The Wire. It is very much a southern city, and NOT like other northern cities, such as Philly, Trenton, Newark, and NYC.
West Baltimore is where the Riots occurred in 2015; the Riots accurately depicted what West Baltimore is truly like.
Kareem, a college student from South Jersey, asks James, a Baltimore native, "A landlord offered to rent an entire house to me in West Baltimore. The house is located one-block east of Pennsylvania Avenue. It's a six-bedroom house, with a full basement and backyard...all for $650! Isn't that a great deal?"
James said to Kareem, "Hell no!!!! Those crackheads around there will be breaking into your shit nonstop. They will also try to rob you nonstop too! You had better move your ass into the County, or some place further south, like Howard County, or Anne Arundel County!!! If you can afford it, move to Northern Virginia!!!"
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Maryland's state bird. Also a player for Baltimore's baseball team.
Orville: A Baltimore Oriole just flew by!
Rachel: I wasn't aware that Viagra was so effective for him!
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A small town in Michigan with nothing to do. The only 'famous' person ever to come out of it is the creator of the Fairly Oddparents on Nickelodeon.
I live in New Baltimore. (Yawn) Wake me up in a few hours.
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the type of music that is played in baltimore clubs.It's starting to become popular in other cities now.
B-more kid:hands up thumbs Down repasent that b-town!!!:does the spongebob:
kid from another city:wtf?
B-more kid:It's Baltimore club!
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1. Private school sluts
2. Only place where girls in pearls drive big ass SUVs with Coolio blaring
3. Crabs.
4. Ravens.
5. We know the Orioles suck
6. Flipflops all year round
7. Trust fund boys run around with 40s in paper bags to look homeless
8. The girls smoke more pot and snort more coke than the boys do
9. We are better than you and thats the end of it.
You can never try to fit into Baltimore County
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When a Baltimore sports team is blatantly screwed over, often costing them the game.
That punk Jeffrey Maier ruined the Orioles season. Just another typical Baltimore Screwjob.
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Another trash town for all the trailer trash. Broken families, wiggers, busted open women, and racists galore. Come on down you'll find it all here in New Baltimore!
Nothing to do in New Baltimore so might as well have a couple kids and get a trailer while we wait for the fish fly festival.