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A person being introduced to smoking marijuana for the first time.
Person 1: "You're happier than usual. Almost like a religious person."
Person 2: "I had a baptism by smoke recently."
Person 1: "What does that mean?"
Person 2: "It means 'A person being introduced to smoking marijuana for the first time.'"
Person 1: "Oh, so that means you smoked for the first time?"
Person 2: "Yes."
Person 1: "Who baptized you?"
Person 2: "Janey did."
The act of oral being performed on a Jewish girl from a Catholic boy to the point she squirts all over him
So I met this guy, a Catholic boy from Brooklyn. He went down on me so well that I ended up giving him a Jewish baptism.
When a big Spanish woman squirts her juices while dancing preferably to salsa music
What the fuck did I really see a Spanish Baptism
The combination of cum and shit
I gave her a North Korean Baptism
The process of washing your sex toys so that they are ready to do your bidding
After his baptism Jamie was ready to join the other altar boys during Sunday servicing duties
When she's on her knees in the shower and ready to get the dick in her mouth, you stretch your sack out into the shape of a bowl and fill it up with water. Then you dump that holy water on that bitches head to let her know she is blessed enough to gargle your unwanted children.
That bitch wanted to choke down the pole in the shower, so I had to give her a baptism to suck down on this communion.
It's a thing where priests drown babies on a pool of holy water
Example: Bryan went on his friend's baptism party.