Turkey Basted

When one or several members who are under the influence of alcohol during the of which we give thanks (Thanksgiving) and and require sustenance (have the munchies). The proceed to eat all of the turkey by puréeing it then ingesting via turkey baster.

Jon: Duuuuude, I'm so hungry, but I'm too drunk to chew.
Mike: All we have is leftover turkey, man.
Jon: Let's get Turkey Basted, bro.

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Granny Baste

Granny Baste: the act or practice of granny basting. Similar to normal basting, however One must awaken his granny from her deep sleep by ejaculating in, on, or around her wrinkles - When she has sleepily opened her eyes, you proceed to yell (at the top of your lungs) "BASTED NANNA!!!" At which point you granny slap her across the face. Job well done.

Did you granny baste that?

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finger basting

to throw a finger in a nice wet pussy o asshole,you can use more than one fingeror the whole handa topic .

josh tabaka fier blasted his ass as he saw the manager medoly on the frontend.he blasted so hard he tore his asshol from his taint.

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Pile Bast

n. a lazy, nonproductive homie who sits around with others of his type doin little more than load bongs all day, and starve for burritos and burs

Pile Bast 1: Dude, lemmie geta snap
Pile Bast 2: only if you buy me a burrito
Pb1: Ok but we both pitchin on burs
Pb2: Ah dude i dont have any bills
Pb1: Ah you fuckin pile bast!!!!

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Rage Basting

Much like turkey basting. Allowing someone you hate to continue on a diatribe, through provocation, so that you can insult them with more fury.

Idiot: (Race of people) suck.
You: Please continue, I am interested.
Idiot: Well, (Race of people) are so ignorant and stupid.
You: That is very insightful, please tell me more.
Idiot: I just can't stand (Race of people), they hold me back in my personal endeavors because (Reasons).

You: Verbal Annihilation=(Rage)x(Number of responses)

The more rage basting = More rage.

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Turkey Basting

the art or action of jacking off a turkey.

"Dude OMG whats your turkey basting lvl?!?!??!?"
"LVL 25 MAN PWNAGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SELLING TURKEY JIZZ 10k EA!!!!!!!"

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Baste The Brisket

: to be home alone for the holidays

"Ras chose to baste the brisket this New Years instead of attending the party."

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