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The place where Mantooth and his newsteam shop for clothes, according to "the guy who can't think", Brick Tamland.
Brick: Where'd you get those clothes, at The Toilet Store?
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The act of taking time on the toilet to reflect on life and its various aspects.
Hey bro, you were in there for awhile. Is everything alright?
Oh sorry, I was just toilet musing.
The first person on the toilet who gets the seat warm for those who follow
The old man kept the old woman around because her big ass made her the perfect toilet prepper
A shit so large and long it coils in the toilet bowl like a cobra.
Jesus Dave left the biggest toilet cobra I have ever seen. Next time flush it!
A man who has sex with other men in public toilets for money. Marwood is mistakenly identified as one in the film "Withnail and I."
Monty: About how you came to Chelsea and your arrest in the Totenham Court Road. He told me about your problems, how you feel.
Peter: Problems, what problems?
Monty: You are a toilet trader! Go with it boy, give into to it. It’s like a tide. Don’t let it ruin your youth as I nearly did over Eric.
Peter: I’m not homosexual, Monty.
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Don't eat at that taco truck, Jorge. You'll be up all night making toilet pudding.
The act of leaving a used tampon in the toilet without flushing...leaving it to steep into a bloody tea.
I woke up this morning, went in to the bathroom to take a piss and almost puked when i saw the toilet tea my wife left in the pot.
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