Rusty Well

The post-anal sex act of extracting semen from the rectum and then saving it for a waterpark, sending it into a sperm bank, or doing whatever else it is weird people do with semen.

Dude, did you see the spooge that last guy brought in?!?
Yeah, it looked like he got it from a rusty well!

Wells Fargo'd

To forcefully have your pants pulled down, dry sand rubbed in your mudhole and be brutally FUCKED in the A. Usually when you least expect it and don't deserve it.

Guy1: Dude. My bank just wells fargo'd me with crazy fees.
Guy2: What bank do you use?
Guy1: Wells Fargo.

Fuck you wells fargo!!!

20👍 1👎

Well. fuck

When something bad is about to happen to you and you know you deserve every bit of it, but still weren't expecting it. This is what you say

-Hey charlie -Yeah? -I'm gonna kill you now. -Well. fuck

99👍 13👎

Well bad

Chav-teen speak for something bad, or more commonly slightly embarrassing to the rest of us but a major faux pas to a chav.

Pacifically, he is wearin last years trainers like a pikey, innit, that is well bad!

50👍 5👎

Well Shit

An exclamation of surprise.

Well shit Larry, I didn't know you were comming to the reunion.

291👍 47👎

Well That’s Carbondale

Well That’s Carbondale is an entertainment and media brand based on college culture, nightlife, news and entertainment in Carbondale, Illinois - the home of SIU (Southern Illinois University) #wellthatscdale

Y’all seen that post on Well That’s Carbondale? That’s crazy!

Well regarded

Very retarded. A phrase to be used when the r word would not be acceptable. Prime for work environments or sensitive friend groups.

Guy 1: “Ryan just fucked up another one of my projects. What’s wrong with that guy?”
Guy 2: “yeah, he’s becoming a serious problem. It’s pretty clear Ryan is well regarded.”

10👍 1👎