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The moaning and whingeing of limp dick losers that takes part every year on the 8th of March in parallel with International Womens Day.
"I see from the Daily Mail comments section that it's international bellend day again."
You should’ve seen Colin at the office Christmas party. He squeezed Debbie from resources nipples in a nutcracker and then dropped his trolleys and farted in the bowl of fruit punch! What a jingle bellend!
A circumcised penis
A bellend without a foreskin
His bare bellend is an enormous mushroom
The ladies love a clean bare bellend
He was just circumcised so now sports a bare bellend
He's got a nice clean bare bellend
It takes him a long time as he has a bare bellend
The ladies long a clean bare bellend
Where a man has a prickly bellend from pounding his mums pillow.
James has a pufferfish bellend from his experience with his mums pillow
Someone who's more than just a bellend, but isn't quite the bellendest out there - is technically a bellender
- Man you're such a bellend!
- well if am bellend means you're basically the bellender in here!