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The annoying zapping sound made when your BlackBerry is placed too close to an audio speaker.
Your BlackBerry(tm) Buzz is ruining the conference call.
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The place a man should go when his woman is nearing her bad time with her blackberries.
1. My wife is acting like a total bitch time for me to head to the Blackberry Bomb Shelter.
2. My husband is acting like a total jackass he better go hide out in his Blackberry Bomb Shelter.
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The point wherein excessive use of a Blackberry or video game controller results in lactic acid build-up in the thumb, and therefore pain and numbness.
His excessive texting resulted in a rather painful bout of BTS - Blackberry Thumb Syndrome, which actually needed prescription pain medication to remedy.
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1. Having no intention of following thru on a date or promise
2. A sarcastic way of accepting a date.
3. Accepting a date only to mock the requester.
Raul: Hi Jess, will you go to Hooters with me on Friday?
Jess: Sure, let me just pencil you into my Blackberry!
Raul: Really?!
Jess: Ew, no!
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SEX.
"Dude, I'm gonna tap the Blackberry."
"Is that what the cool kids are calling it these days?"
When an inmate smuggles a phone into jail with their butthole. Can also be when someone sucks a clit until it turns purple.
I smuggled a dirty blackberry into our cell if you want to borrow it.
This weird old phone people in 1738 used to use
Idiot : Bro im gonna text everyone my nudes on my blackberry phone
Idiot #2 :Bro even veronica?
Idiot: Even veronica ( with a perv face)