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The annoying zapping sound made when your BlackBerry is placed too close to an audio speaker.
Your BlackBerry(tm) Buzz is ruining the conference call.
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The place a man should go when his woman is nearing her bad time with her blackberries.
1. My wife is acting like a total bitch time for me to head to the Blackberry Bomb Shelter.
2. My husband is acting like a total jackass he better go hide out in his Blackberry Bomb Shelter.
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The point wherein excessive use of a Blackberry or video game controller results in lactic acid build-up in the thumb, and therefore pain and numbness.
His excessive texting resulted in a rather painful bout of BTS - Blackberry Thumb Syndrome, which actually needed prescription pain medication to remedy.
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1. Having no intention of following thru on a date or promise
2. A sarcastic way of accepting a date.
3. Accepting a date only to mock the requester.
Raul: Hi Jess, will you go to Hooters with me on Friday?
Jess: Sure, let me just pencil you into my Blackberry!
Raul: Really?!
Jess: Ew, no!
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When you get ass bruises from Anal Foreplay.
Did you hear ehat happened to Mike in prison? He totally got a Blackberry Rosebottom!
A style of business management which applies to people who rely solely on a SmartPhone as their source of email content and management information.
The practice seems to have originated from the Blackberry users who may now use other devices but say they are not as good as their Blackberry.
It involves reading the subject of the email plus optionally the first line, but then coming to a conclusion and maybe an important decision based on that, and not taking the time to read and understand the entire content of the email.
Dude, don't forget he went to the Blackberry business school, you are going to have to shorten it!!
This weird old phone people in 1738 used to use
Idiot : Bro im gonna text everyone my nudes on my blackberry phone
Idiot #2 :Bro even veronica?
Idiot: Even veronica ( with a perv face)