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When youre sick and you sneeze a fat green snot glob onto her fuckin snatch while she's on her period and proceed to pound her with the intensity of a blender
I put a frog in a blender with my bitch last night.
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An individual on the receiving end of unprotected sex with multiple partners at or around the same time.
Jackie is such a walking cum blender with all the guys she is having unprotected sex with right now.
When you take a large group of different races, forcing them to have an orgy and then when they are done, you gun them down with a Kalashnikov.
"Dude, If I lose the will to live, I will go to Ukraine to participate in a Slavic Blender"
A blender that must be stored in the garage, because it is so manly it offends your wife's delicate senses.
Finally, I can make my own steak-milkshakes, now that I have my new garage-blender.
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When you receive a blowjob from someone who either wears braces or uses their teeth, creating great discomfort
Person 1: How was your date last night?
Person 2: Not great. When things got dicey, she gave me a blender blowjob. It took 12 stitches to attach my foreskin again.
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A phrase that may be used to the extent of you wildest imagination. It is malleable so that you can make it mean whatever you want.
Geez Bill, you look like a brick in a blender!
Did Kathy do a brick in a blender with you?
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The act of sticking multiple penis's in a cooking pot and stirring them around with a wooden spoon and olive oil.
Wow my sister got home from college last week, boy were there were alot of meat blenders...
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