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A catchall term for any kind of software or hardware that removes advertisements from a webpage.
"I don't see any pop-up ads since installing the ad blocker on my computer"
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It's like being a cock blocker, but for when you're trying to take a shit in a public restroom (office, restaurant, school, etc.). You go in there and there is someone in there and they can tell that you want to take a shit, but they stay in there to do their makeup, hair, take and excessively long time to pee or, most commonly, they are trying to wait you out cuz they have to shit too (inevitably resulting in a shit-showdown).
Person 1: man I was just trying to go poo and Jennifer came in and started to do her hair, so I just peed and left.
Person 2: yeah, she's a total shit blocker
Damn I got shitblocked 3 times in a row. I still haven't gone.
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When you're beating your meat and make a wall of blankets to block just in case someone walks in.
I had to make a bater blocker just in case someone walked in
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Median dividers found on a highway. Sometimes made out of concrete or perhaps a cable running along the length of the median. A structure that does not permit a copper to drive from one direction of lane traffic to another direction of lane traffic. This allows motorists to speed without fear, knowing that a cop passing by going the other direction cannot whip it around to pursue.
Wyatt: I love the beltline you can straight haul ass!
Dumb Greek: How is that?
Wyatt: Mother fucker's got cop blockers the whole way round.
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Over-sized sunglasses that girls wear fashionably, supposedly to sheild their faces from the sun's rays, but really to keep from being splattered from a Houdini or other facial blast
She looks bug-eyed with those houdini blockers on.
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The big ass glasses girls wear that cover half their face, and all of their ugliness.
I was walking down the street checking out this fly girl when she took off her glasses. I said damn bitch you need to put those ugly blockers back on and cover up that pile of crap you call a face.
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any person or persons such as a parent, grandparent, religious group, etc. that prevents one from listening to or participating in rock music in any of its forms.
Dude: That song on the radio is pretty good. Who sings it?
Lame: That song is by Alice in Chains. Don't they worship Satan? Why don't you listen to some gospel music?
turns off radio
Dude:What a rock blocker...
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