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The Sexual act of two women, (or possibly men, or a combination of the two) providing a simultaneous blow job on a lucky recipient, usually with each performer sharing a side of the penis. The performers can also 'make out' while the penis is thrusted in between their mouths, this is also sometimes referred to as 'The Rude Frenchman'.
SAM: "Hey Steve, I noticed that both Becky and Tara were all over you at that party last night, so I was wondering...who did you fuck?"
STEVE: "Neither, I brought them both back to my apartment and settled for a Blow Job Sandwich."
SAM: "You call that settling?"
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while giving a blow job, one must have her nails done, not gag, choke, or make other gross sounds. also, no extreme saliva. hold eye contact for 3-5 seconds...too much is creepy!
you're the best....you give classy blow jobs!
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A catholic girl that blows you on the first date and takes off without ever being seen again.
"The bandit stikes again," Brett said with a smile on his face.
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A blow job that was not purposely given. The giver usually recognizes this either mid-blow or in the morning after and wonders what they were thinking giving this guy a blow job. The giver either has no interest in the reciever or actually can't stand the reciever, but somehow end up giving them a bj anyway. This normally occurs after a long night of drinking.
Ashley woke up in the morning and felt someone trying to cuddle with her. She realized then the night before she must have tripped and given him an accidental blow job.
Watch out for those trip wires, you might end up giving an accidental blow job.
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When a male receives a blow job from a partner but does not return the favor
James received a Christmas blow job from Claire. Instead of going down on her he went straight to sleep.
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A girl who got cum stuck in her windpipe while giving head.
Sure was a shame about blow job betty.
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When a woman has her hair wrapped up in a pony tail, flipped up on top.
Boyfriend: “I always like your hair the way you have it all wrapped up on top and in the back.”
Girlfriend: “I'll bet you do! That's my blow job hairdo”
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