Australian slang, used in the wider Brisbane area.
A breed of bogan (white trash) indigenous to the southern moreton bay islands, known for extensive sea-based activities, usually in stolen watercraft. Slow witted and often foul smelling, sea bogans are easy to spot, wearing only shorts and barefoot, except in winter when a flanny (flannelet long sleeved button up shirt) is added to their apparel.
Catching the ferry to Russel Island is lame, its too packed with sea bogans
When bogans wake up, they always pick the dry and crusty bogies from their nose and have it as a breakfast snack, henceforth being a Bogan Breakfast.
Alec: "Dom its 4pm have you had lunch?"
Dom (a bogan): "Nah mate I've had a solid bogan breakfast"
Alec: "the fuck is a bogan breakfast..."
Dom: "well basically yeah, I got the fattest crustiest crispiest bogie-"
Alec: "stfu and get in the bin where you belong, bogan"
An aircraft often orange which transports bogans between cities in Australia and New Zealand and close by destinations such as Bali.
Yuse on the bogan missile to Bali?
When an unemployed separated parent gets all the children in the Family Court over the employed parent, and then qualifies for a housing commission house, unemployment benefits, single parent benefits and significant Child Support. This guarantees never having to work again until the children look like turning 18, by which time the bogan parent will have accumulated more children, preferably to multiple partners.
"Mate - hear about Crystal's Family Court?"
"How'd it go"
"She fuckin' owns them kids now mate! Little Jaxon, Anfernee, and Ce'leste all live with her full time and she's getting full Centrelink plus child support"
"Fuck - she won bogan lotto mate!"
A Gay Bogan is a guy (typically australian) who likes white framed sunnies, Tatts, Doing Burn outs in his car, Drinks cans of VB, swears excessively, gets in fights.... all the typical 'Bogan' traits - just happens to root guys!
the gay bogan wolf whistled at the guy walking past the building site
bourbon and cola mix drunk exclusively in cans or small bottles by bogans
At Sharon and Wayne's wedding, they opted for 480 cans of bogan champagne.
when a female bogan pulls her hair back into a high ponytail or a huge matted bun and only leaves out two strands in the front as a form of bangs (fringe).
usually as long as the rest of her hair, she's just too scared to cut it...or thinks it looks really cool? *vomits*
"holy frick, did you see that girl's bogan bits? they were like, down to her knees. no wonder her bun is so huge."