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When you're using your laptop that is resting on your lap and it gets really hot, causing your crotchial area to heat up
"Dude my laptop gave me a sperm boiler last night, so I couldn't climax very well"
attaching metal plates around your balls to apply pressure to them on a hot summers day, only to explode inside
i now truly cannot have kids, since using the ball boilers!
A place, located in Melbourne’s greater northern expanses (typically, between Bundoora and Thomastown) whereby various notable Parade College alumni gather and engage in large-scale fuckery.
Such fuckery is inclusive of, but not limited to:
1. Consumption of -196’s;
2. Soju; and
3. UgDrays.
“Hey Kure, we going Biv’s Boiler Room this weekend or what?”
“Better not k-hole at Biv’s Boiler Room this weekend”
sexual technique. step 1 - insert a roll of pennies into the middle finger of a rubber glove. step 2 - knot the glove tightly around the pennies. step 3 - shove the whole contraption up someone's pooper.
Gary was an open-minded guy, but even he was a little creeped out by the Copper Boiler.
When something infuriates you so much, your hatred and fury collects in to heat energy to make your piss boil
"This is a legit piss boiler"
"what do you mean by that"
"This"
"what the fuck ron our floor is melting"
A terrifying, if initially bouncy, song concluding in rape by 'Rhoda With The Special AKA'.
The Boiler was a funny, catchy tune until the end. Now I can't sleep.