boil water

The act of "boiling water" can refer to two things.

1. Heating up an amount of water with the intent to make it reach a temperature of 100 degrees Celsius, which is the accepted standard boiling point of water.

2. A euphemism for smoking weed (or another substance) through a bong, since the sound the water makes during inhalation resembles the sound of water that has reached it's boiling point.

1. Max: Yo, I'm so hungry... gotta any food in the house Blake?
Blake: Yeah man, I've got some ravioli, let me just boil some water and it'll be ready pretty soon.

2. Blake: So what do you wanna do while the food is getting ready?
Max: Let's boil water! *makes gesture of lighting bong*
Blake: Hell yeah. *gets bong from behind couch*

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Boiled Cabbage

Farting while taking a shower where the steam causes the smell to linger in the bathroom. Smells just like cabbage boiling in the kitchen.

Last night's Mexican food lead to boiled cabbage during my shower this morning.

While my wife was taking a shower I crept in to the bathroom and gave her a dose of boiled cabbage.

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Hard Boiled

An AWESOME Hong Kong action movie starring Yun Fat Chow and directed by John Woo. It's about the super badass Inspector Tequila, who goes around killing people... I don't know Chinese so I didn't understand the plot (too lazy to read subtitles), but I do know it's about Tequila, and his partner get's killed, and some other stuff happens, they they explode...
That about sums it up.

Hard Boiled guarentees 100% chance of your balls being stomped.

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ASS BOIL

a MORON, A PAIN IN THE ASS. A nuisance. AN ANNOYING PERSON!

OH MY GOD, YOU ARE SO ANNOYING, YOURE A GIANT ASS BOIL ON THE CHEEK OF THE ASS OF HUMANITY!!!

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boiling the tea

when you say something savage af to plot 2 people against each other
usually followed by double fisting 2 gallons of bleach into your throat

You: "hey i heard *insert friend here* said something about you, here are the screenshots to prove it*
You: wow im boiling the tea lol

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Boil in the bag

A particularly boring or generic piece of recorded music....generally applied to dance music, such as techno/house.

For example....."Oi Dolan ...enough of the boil in the bag yeah?"

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Hard Boiled

A Hong Kong film made by John Who in 1992. A Bloodshed genre film. Starred Chow Yun Fat and Tony Leung Chiu Wai.

Many bloody gunfights occured in this film and many dead bodies spawning in almost every single scene.

Like other John Woo's films, this movie also show some bloody slo-mo gunfights, amounts of flying doves, diving move, endless gunfight....so on..

A Badass movie.

Dude 1: I wanna be a Detective Tequilla in Hard Boiled. He's a badass!!!!

Dude 2: Try insert some Infinity Bullet and No Reloading Cheat, then here you go.....

*Stranglehold is a sequel to Hard Boiled, released only on PC, PS3 and X360*

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