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Me:Hey bro u got eny of that bonnie Prince Charlie
Dealer:yea man more than Pablo Escabar
Me:aw nice I love cocaine
A certain kind of money shot in which the person giving oral sex is first shot in the eye and then mouth, while simultaniously being double fish hooked. This provides the one eyed pirate patch look and the aaarrrrggghhh! sound.
" I totally gave that chick a Red Bonnie Bess last night, I made the corners of her mouth touch her ears, and I thinks she's blind in one eye now!"
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The most annoying character from The Vampire Diaries. She never gave Kai a chance and she left him in a prison world. She is also a terrible friend. When Caroline became a vampire age accidentally killed someone and Bonnie didn’t support her. Becoming a vampire was hard for Caroline. And what did Bonnie do? She called her best friend a killer and a monster. She also refused to make Caroline a daylight ring. Bonnie is the worst character in ever and she should’ve died for good. She is also so weak, like Freya, Hope, Silas, Davina, Lizzie, Josie and Quetsiyah are way more powerful. Bonnie is weak!
Friend 1: whose that
Friend 2: Bonnie Bennet
Friend 1: ew I hate her she should’ve stayed dead
Friend 2: yeah and she is hypocrite and a terrible friend.
Friend 1: she’s so weak
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Getting dually penetrated by a crutch and a penis.
Timmy was excited when he broke his leg because he knew would be able to Bonnie Green his girlfriend that night.
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If you live pee on the floor in the hallways ,kids yelling at teachers and most importantly moldy food go to Bonny eagle middle school they have all of them oh and they have trashy teachers who have damn it dolls come to Bonny eagle middle school they have racist teachers and teachers that flirt with students come join us at Bonny eagle middle school.
Mom- how was school bud?
Kid- well we learn nothing except that my 80 year old teacher has a crush on me
Mom-well honey today I may have invited him over
Kid- really mom ugh what ever I’ll stay in my room
Mom-ok but remember Bonny eagle middle school is great so what ever buddy
a weird kind of virus that infects human beings and renders them loonux
I'm just getting some lunch.....
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