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After consuming every single french fry in a McDonald's meal, a customer will usually check the empty bag that carried their food for an extra french fry that might have fallen out when taking out their meal. Only few are so lucky.
Guy 1: Aw man, two big macs and a large fry and I'm still hungry! Oh well, better fill this bag up with tra-- sweet mother of roses...
Guy 2: What is it?
Guy 1: I've been blessed... with the bonus fry!
Guy 2: By the beard of Zeus... there IS a God!
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A lump of doo-doo unexpectedly delivered during a rim job.
I was tossing Big Red's salad when suddenly hit a bonus egg.
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The act of wrapping your johnson in lunch meat before putting on a condom in order to give her that extra bit of girth.
It was my girlfriend's birthday yesterday so I hooked her up with a baloney bonus when she got home from work.
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n. The waffle you get the morning after your one night stand. Something between an added bonus, consolation prize, and mechanism for politely insisting that you leave.
A bonus waffle might be any breakfast item. A literal waffle, yes. A pop tart, perhaps. Even a fruit. But not more sex.
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in which a man is having sex with a woman, and, upon reaching orgasm, withdraws from her vagina, ejaculates on her face, and slaps a bow on her head.
"suzie might not have gotten the raise she wanted, but i gave her the christmas bonus."
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The finger you slip into a woman's ass while eating her pussy.
Lukas: Did you like that?
Helen: Hell yes! That bonus finger really put me over the top.
When someone is walking around in the streets looking sexy and you treat yourself to a cheeky look.
Saw this girl with a great ass on my way to work this morning, got myself a street bonus.
I'm looking great today, street bonuses for everyone