bottle pop

When you take an empty water bottle (usually the half-liter size) and begin twisting it in the center while the top is still on. Once you've twisted it to a point where you can go no further, you aim the bottle and carefully twist off the cap. The pressure inside of the bottle shoots the cap off and makes a distincive 'pop' sound. Failure to remove the cap quickly enough usually results in a 'fizzler'.

"A true bottle pop can go as far as 100 ft."

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bottle of water

types of accents saying it...

bri' ish: bo'oh o' wooh ahh
American: boddle of wah'dder
african: botle ohf wotah
indian: bottal of wutah
the actual word: bottle of water
your dad:

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bottle blonds

bottle blond, bottle-blond , bottle-blonds

1: Women that make their hair blond, white, platinum, etc by the use of bleach, peroxide, or putting their head in a toilet of said chemicals.
2: ditzy women that want to be known for their bodies instead of their minds.
3: A team of women-rocketeers that succesfully launched two gallons of bleach into the air by H-series engines in 1995. The FFA arrested them shortly after.

"Gentlemen prefer the bottle to bottle blonds." Philipe Nicolini, from Adicus and the Brainchild.

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Milk bottle

An uncircumcised penis, due to its resemblance to a Milk Bottle lolly

Patty is a big fan of docking, but being cut he requires his partners to have milk bottles. He would prefer to be the dockee rather than the docker, but obviously this is physically impossible. As such, he still harbours resentment against his mother for knocking the top off his milk bottle.

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bottled water

Something a lot of people buy without realizing that it is free everywhere else.

Newsflash! WATER IS FREE! but you can waste your money on bottled water if you want to look really sharp

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Bottle Clap

When one breaks a bottle(wine or beer)on someone else.

-"James was so drunk at that party I had to bottle clap him over the head to put him out!"

-"That girl's so ugly, it looks like someone bottle clapped her face."

Rock a Bottle

When one is too lazy to travel to a toilet and instead uses the most conveniently located container(typically a beer bottle, or empty gallon container)for urination.

I'm not going all the way downstairs to use the bathroom. Instead I think I'll just rock a bottle.