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Broccoli Cock

Broccoli Cock is a term used to describes a penis that is so infected that it takes on a green coloration. Sometimes misused to describe a mushroom cock (see 'mushroom cock').
Broccoli Cock can be the resulting condition from getting down with skanky bitches, women with unwashed grubby maggot-twats, or poosterbation (see 'poosterbation'). It is rare for this term to be used as an insult due to the sensitivity of the topic of ones grotesquely infected jock trout, and more often than not other men feel pity for men that are suffering from Broccoli Cock.

David - "I've been poosterbating for years and this is the first time I've ever got Broccoli cock"

Jack - "say what?! you wank with shit?!"

David - "Yeah dude, most people do."

3 random guys listening to the conversation look over to Jack and nod their heads and all admit to having Broccoli Cock too.

by Spydabytes September 10, 2010

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biologische broccoli

biologische broccoli is the highest grade delicacy found in the Netherlands.

"I could sure go for some biologische broccoli right now."

by KyaraLies November 28, 2022


Pass the broccoli

Pass the joint bruh

Would u pass the broccoli and not bogart it Sunny

by RG San February 22, 2018


Broccoli Man

Kingpin of heroin in the Chicagoland area, self proclaimed bitch stealer.

I creamed when I saw Broccoli mans stem.

by Tomato Tom October 16, 2020


broccoli richardson

A rich pale pasty man that wears shorts shorts

Thanks to my mom I got them broccoli richardson bucks bo

by Jayrosay919 December 24, 2022


backwards broccoli

It's weed. People used backwards broccoli for weed deals.

Hey yo, you has some backwards broccoli?

by Chef Mama Mia January 29, 2018


Broccoli Boy

A nickname refed to Izuku Midoriya. Also known as Deku.
If you don't already know, Izuku Midoriya is from an anime called ' My Hero Academia '

" Broccoli Boy is such a cinnamon roll"

by funnybunny8201 May 22, 2021

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