jump the broom

Common-law marriage. It consists of two respected friends or relatives holding the ends of a broom about 4 inches from the ground. The happy couple jump together while holding hands. Some traditions are - if the broom is held knee-high, maybe you should re-consider because it'll be a difficult or an impossible jump. If you jump in unison, it's good luck and means much happiness. You'll always have two people praying for you two. It's free. Ya might be intoxicated when your Partner suggests it. Divorce is free and easy....It's a Black thing. An old slave tradition among the gullah-geechee islands in coastal Georgia and South Carolina.

#1 "My Lady's so crazy, we had to jump a mop because the broom was yellow. See, she hates yellow..."

#2 "Her Auntee and her Daughter held the broom like one inch from the floor. We landed in step and that was eight yrs. ago."

#3 "Dude, you might as well go jump the broom!"

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Dick Broom

Homosexual insult about ones mustache.

Thats a nasty looking dick broom

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Poon Broom

The best porno 'stache that a man can physically grow. It is the highest of the high when it comes to facial hair growth.

Guy#1: "That's a great porno 'stache man!"

Guy#2: "This is no porn 'stache son, this is a Poon Broom! Don't you ever call it a porno 'stache again either or I will stab you in the jaw!"

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Witch's Broom

The Witch's Broom is a term constantly referring to females with a penis. Such situations can derive from transexuals or natural defection at birth. When a witch rides her broom, the symbolism conveyed is that the part of the broom sticking out represents a penis from the side view, thus defining a female penis as a witch's broom.

Miyena has the largest witch's broom in the world with a penis that is 17 inches long, which James likes to play with.

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broom the coon

when in a car driving in a heavly populated area of nigers you hang out the window with a broom while hitting the niggers with the broom .if the broom is droped u must get out of the veical and get the broom.

our mission for to night is to broom the coons

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Push Broom

When a Gay man with a moustache has a big penis in his mouth. It in essence looks like a Push Broom

Man, I went to the castro district in San Francisco once, and I saw these two guys in the alley. One guy with a moustache was giving head to the other. Total push broom action.

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Dick Broom

Another term for a mustache.

We all made fun of Johns new mustache by calling it a dick broom.

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