Oh My Buddha

An alternative to "Oh my God", commonly used around strong Christains and anyone else who might be offended by using God's name in vain. ((In extreme cases can be used as "Oh Someone Else's Buddha" if you are Christian, too, or "Oh My Buddha whom I do not believe in"))

Oh my Buddha! Did you see that spaceship fly overhead!?

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Buddha Juice

The sweat that comes off of your ass when you work out...
Often people drink this and become bottylisious

I got dat Buddha Juice

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Sideways Buddha

1. When there isn't sufficient room to contain your upright buddha, forcing it to be turned sideways.

2. Trying to get past an unpleasantly large person, usually forcing you to turn sideways to slide past.

1. "Dude it's a buddha car light, plug it in!"

"It won't fit cause your car's retarded."

"Turn it sideways, then it can be a sideways buddha!"

2. "Man, i had to sideways buddha that guy he was so big. I didn't think i was gonna make it."

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Oh My Buddha

Same as oh my god, but for the believers of buddhaism.

when you see something unbelievable, OH mY BuDdHA

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Buddha stix

pot laced with opium.

i had some buddha stix last night.

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Reverse Buddha Flip

A Reverse Buddha Flip is where you preform a Loser 180

Dave: You guys know I can Buddha Flip

Dave looks proud

Bunny: Watch this!

Bunny does a Reverse Buddha Flip

Dave: Damn that looks so cool.

Dave is in awe.

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Washy Buddha Guck Fight

A guck fight taking place between two Buddhas. These buddhas are generally washy and enjoy throwing guck. Washy Buddha guck fights can injure innocent passerby and are a public safety violation.

Don't go down that alley; it's a popular spot for washy buddha guck fights.