bombs bursting in air

To do a girl while she is suspended above the ground. When you (the guy) finishes, you toss her down onto the ground, bed, fishtank, whatever's underneath you.

That guy's jacked, he could probably do it bombs bursting in air twice in one night. She probably wouldn't be too pleased after the first landing, though.

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Burst your bubble

Fart in the bathtub and bite the bubbles. Congratulations, you've just physically bitten a fart.

"I hate to burst your bubble, so bite your own Goddamn fart!!"

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i want to burst

the process of everyone having sexual relations with your girlfriend.

I want to burst. #1 yuh aint bad #2 everybody jamming yuh gyal

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Cum Burst Limit

When a player holds more than 7 resource cards in his/her hand during a game of Settlers of Catan.

Jim is over the cum burst limit. If someone rolls a 7, he's going to lose half of his cards - half of them will burst out of his hand all over the table.

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Burst your bubble

When someone pokes there finger into you, usually your stomach. Some idiots will say "Burst you bubble"

"Hey Calvin"
"Burst your bubble!" *While poking*
"*laugh* Stop that!"

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Squirt Cork After Burst

See squirt cork. The Squirt Cork After Burst occurs several hours after the initial release of the compacted turd. The after burst is the unanticipated, unexpected follow up liquid bowel blast that continues the assplosion after the initial release from the earlier squirt cork.

Leroy finally worked out the squirt cork that had been blocking him up and holding liquid feces in his bowels for days. After exploding diarrhea on the toilet for an hour, he thought he was finished. Four hours later, his brow started sweating and gut started wrenching. He immediately ran to the rest room and exploded a wet, soupy mess in the toilet with a Squirt Cork After Burst.

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fanny like a burst couch

this is another name for a bucket fanny aka a hole like a wizards sleeve. A woman who has this would say that her under carriage resembles an old burst couch left on the dump with all its stuffing hanging out the cushions! Having sex with this woman would be like putting a cocktail sausage in a hot dog roll (no point to it)

Oh my god, ive just lost my face in a fanny like a burst couch! Slurp!, slurp!, slurp!....and the face has gone!!!

It came at me from nowhere, at first i thought it was someone throwing an old couch out the window, but then i realised it was just my wife's fanny like a burst couch

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