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A brewery town in the Staffordshire, England. Boxer Fraser Clarke is a local.
I'm from burton.
Carling is brewed in burton.
Really shit town in Derbyshire with more nonces that children so they have to fight to the death. Also Andy Firbank lives there so watch out
“Where do you live?” “Fookin burton mate just got done for following some kids innit”
The most genuine and true to himself dude around. Deservedly super confident, yet somehow stays humble and down to earth (way down). He is really passionate, sometimes overly so, but manages to still be the chilliest one in the room. He is timeless, indescribably stylish and so sexy. Probably is considered a little crazy but only because everyone else is a normie. Burton is the man you either want to be or want to fuck
Wow look at that cool dude over there
Oh him, yeah, he's totally a Burton.
The most overrated bass player of all time. He was the second bass player for garage band Metallica founded by a Danish midget and a Drunk. Cliff was basically their father and did everything to guide them as the oldest.
Cliff was the only one in the group who could write harmony and was an invaluable melodic assets on their early albums. And is known for bass solos
However, his actual bass technique is about the equivalent to that aforementioned Danish midget on drums. Extremely sloppy, missing notes and a tone that sounds like a wall of flatulence.
Whilst he was a great and legendary musician overall; compared to someone like Billy Sheehan or most other great bassists. He cannot hold a candle in raw technique as most of the time he has a wall of distortion that covers up his mistakes.
Person 1: “Did you just fart?”
Person 2: “No I’m listening to Cliff Burton’s isolated bass tracks”
A fucking legend of a bass guitarist. Easily one of the best bass players of all time whose talent was wasted sadly in a tour bus accident. Metallicas 1st (2nd if you count McGovney) bassist
Jimmy - I wanna buy a bass guitar so I can be as good as Cliff burton
Timmy - Not possible
When a man kills a dog via choking on a large cock
Woah I heard that dog got the dirty Burton