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When one reads a word and gets it wrong, it seems as if one's voice gets louder as one attempts to correct one's mistake. Also notice the increased frustration and anger presented by one's lovely face.
"...abolonishest...ABOlitionshion.....ABOLITIONIST!" - Illiterate Person A.
"Lol that dude is so frustrated." Random Person A.
"Wonder if he'd do that in an official speech, would make for good T.V." Tasteless Random Person B.
-Example should include the word "Frustrated Speech"- So be it UD.
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Something that made absolutely no sense and was incredibly offensive to a large population but was somehow deemed politically correct
Just trying to make sense of your Biden speech blaming rural Americans for a global pandemic
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The joke of the century.
Normal person: Is your cousin a boy or a girl?
Blue haired girl: There are more genders than that!!!
Normal person: Free speech, motherfucker!
Blue haired girl: *Crying*
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Love speech: The opposite of hate speech. Speaking with a high level unconditional positive regard for people of all backgrounds with a growing intensity.
Love speech: I give two Sh#ts about where you can from, get get the F#%k over here and have a drink with me!
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1337 speech is the act of using internet slang. Typically, 1337 speech is used by people with the IQ of a banana who think they are being cool by shaving 30 points off their IQ.
Examples,
Leik omg g3t teh lif3 l00zer!!1!
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When your girlfriend's dad (or your dad, if you are the girlfriend) takes the boyfriend aside and gives him a good talking to. Usually includes a lot of posturing on the father's part, because he'll be trying to give the boyfriend a scare to convince him to treat the daughter well. In some cases can include sharpening a knife or polishing/cleaning a gun for a threat. Most often includes do's and don't's, but usually just don't's.
Person A: Aw man. When we got back to her place, her old man was waiting to give me the machete speech.
Person B: That's rough, dude.
Will can decide whatever the fuck he wants and Charlie will do nothing about it
Will has Freedom of speech