National suck d*ck day

Just go suck ya n*gga dick all crazy

National suck d*ck day:Go stoopid ahhh go crazy

Im fast as f*ck boi

A funny video on Youtube and viral sound on Tik-Tok

Friend: You wanna know how fast I am
You: How fast
Friend: *runs*
Friend: IM FAST AS F*CK BOIIII

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NWAFT (Not Worth A F*ck Today)

Acronym used on social network sites, text, or emails to describe how you feel after a busy weekend, party, or being sick.

ED: How you feeling after the party?
Larry: Bro..im NWAFT (not worth a f*ck today)

I've been sick all weekend, so I know I'm NWAFT

Shut the f*ck outta here

It is the combination of "Shut the f*ck up" and "Get the f*ck outta here." It is used to express extreme surprise or disbelief.

Dave: I've been having sex with my 40yr old boss for months now, and she just told me she's pregnant

Smitha: Shut the f*ck outta here, are you serious?!

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Oh F*ck! David's Here

An exclamation used when a douche bag enters your group\room and a good conversation stops.

David = Douchefaggot

*"David" walks into the room*

"Oh F*ck! David's Here"

*Everyone leaves*

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Decimate your d*ck day

On June 14 of every year is decimate your dick day in which you must nut 5 times or more in one day to pass the test

Oh no bro its Decimate your d*ck day tomorrow

National F*ck Dress Code Week

The week before Thanksgiving is National F*ck Dress Code Week at school (unless you have uniforms).

"Why are you wearing that?" "That's dress code!"

"No it's not, it's National F*ck Dress Code Week