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cactus sack

After a man has shaved his sack and it begins to grow back producing stubble resembling the prickly bits of a cactus.

Aww dude I've got some gnarly cactus sack going on down South, i can barley sit still.

by Dyingfetus September 16, 2009


cactus budding

When a man has herpes along the shaft of his penis, and the herpes grow hairs, similar to a cactus budding with its prickles.

Tashawn: "Man I thought it was bad when I had herpes, but now I'm CACTUS BUDDING!!"
Joe: "Damn dawg, that's wack ass shit."

by Jazz Speller September 25, 2017


Cactus licker

Someone who does thing that can obously get him in trouble.

Wilson been such a cactus licker lately. Have u seen the thugs he was rolling with? Someone should tell him something before he gets into serious trouble.

by Blue01 March 11, 2017


Cactus Bang

Sexual act where the female places a cell phone in or on her vagina (set to Vibrate) and five or more people call her repeatedly.

We called your brains out last night! I love a true Cactus Bang.

by Jingo99 March 18, 2013


Slippery Cactus

While at the gym, you proceed to do bench press with a difficult weight on the bar, as your attempting to do it you shit everywhere and begin to cry

Last week at the gym, that slippery cactus was overly creative

by Bouy Stantefeld December 4, 2003

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Cactus Jack

Mick Foley's alter ego

Don't make me Cactus Jack your ass!

by CLB May 3, 2004

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cactus shadows

A high school full of privileged kids who think they're cool, and always mix up "your" and "you're" even though they learned it in first grade. Often referred to as "Cracktus Shadows" even though the worst thing kids do there is Juul.

"Look at those kids juuling over there thinking they're so cool...they must be from Cactus Shadows"

by yeahboiasdfghoij;jlkhgdrsetgxz February 5, 2018

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