Cadbury Lane

A song by Limerick-based band Rusty Trombone and The Fanny Farts, describing a man's desire for anal sex.

"Hey look over there!"
-"That's the guy from Rusty Trombone and the Fanny Farts"
"Hey Rusty! Will you sing Cadbury Lane for us?"

Cadbury Finger Bash

Similar to a Tim Tam Slam, one bites the ends off a Cadbury finger biscuit and uses it as a straw with their desired hot beverage (or cold milk-based beverage), then before it melts/disintegrates, devour and enjoy.

“Hey, do you want a Cadbury finger with your coffee?“ “Heck yes, I’m going to Cadbury finger bash it.”

Up the cadbury

In Australia we engage in anal sex with our wives

Hey mate , I up the Cadbury with the missis last night

Cadburied

If you cadbury someone, you have fingered them, all a bit of fun. Because the word fingered is such a horrible word!. To be cadburied is to be fingered

Jim cadburied me last night!

I cadburied that girl last night

cadbury smash

hash

the cadbury smash nowadays just puts your brain to mush
(in a scottish accent)

Cadbury white buttons

white chocolate.

Cadbury white buttons are yummy in my tummy.

cadbury creampie

when a girl shits as you creampie here

girl: I think I'm gonna shit
guy: CADBURY CREAMPIE!