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The act of becoming clueless about basic knowledge just to be annoying
Dude that guy is so annoying. He needs to stop calvining
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Yo, Sarah! That's not just ketamine, its coke too... Damn Sarah, you're Calvin Kleining!
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I got my own slab with Calvin Johnsons on it. If you don't know the lingo, them 21's homie.
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The 30th President of the United States of America, and quite possibly one of the greatest executives this Republic has ever had in modern times.
Calvin Coolidge remains the last truly conservative president who governed as small government, limited spending, and liberty-minded executive.
Regarded as a somewhat taciturn man in private, and generally very temperate. His presidency saw the nation through the "Roaring Twenties", and is very noted for his laissez-faire (literally "hands-off") economic policy.
He stands in contrast to his successor, Herbert Hoover, whose excessive economic interventionism (much like those of Presidents G.W. Bush and B.H. Obama in the early 21st century) brought about substantial economic ruin.
Calvin Coolidge would be considered a paleoconservative by today's understanding of politics.
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Calvin Harris is writing a diss track about Taylor Swift because she was snogging Loki after their break up. He is also wearing Yeezys and putting Kanye on the diss track as a fuck you to Taylor.
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The man with the greatest plan
“Wait, it’s all Charles Calvin?”
“Always has been.”
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A standing workplace rule that states: Upon completion of your third bowel movement on the same work day, you are immediately excused from work for the remainder of the day. You clearly have larger problems than work to deal with. Go home, get your shit handled and return to work in the morning.
Named after the creator of the law, Calvin Johnson.
"That's my third shit today! Calvin’s Law is now in effect. I'll see you guys in the morning... I'm going home."
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