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Talking to the Jewish UrbanDictionary Editors, here.
I think they still might be watching me.
Anyway, finding a decent girl is becoming harder than I thought. Do you guys have any single Jewish females hanging around? I’m not really sure how to go about getting the perfect girl. It’s making me so mad and sad.
Can you guys try to get me a girlfriend ?
Just in case you Jewish guys are still there and are concerned
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I can understand what are you feeling.
when someone is sad, just say "i can feel you", it means you know that person is sad and you can feel it.
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That thing your friends tell you when you're trying to hide something from them and you're not smart enough talk quietly in a different room.
"Did you know name got fired yesterday?"
"Hey, I can hear you."
A meme that was originated from Markiplier's saying "I can milk you".
I can milk you.
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Everything can kill you, Even paper! EVEN AIR! doesn't matter what it is
If used correctly, You get killed.
Alex: Did you know that everything can kill you? Just think for a moment on how many stuff can kill you.
Max: Sheeeeeesh man, I know right!
When a straight male think he's hot enough to make a lesbian straight (he's not)
Straight male: You're lesbian?
Lesbian: yeah
Straight male: I can change you
Lesbian: no, but I can punch you in the middle of your ugly face
Is the phrase used mainly in south florida to describe the sexual appeal of a person, "you can get it" is meant in the sense that the person (who can get it) is sexually appealing enough to the person making the statement, that at any point in time, the person can get "it" meaning sex.
"Hey wussup Maria?"
"Hey Dre, whats up?"
"I just thought I'd let you know.....YOU CAN GET IT!!!!!"
;)
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