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insertion point for a pork sword.
I had to strap a 2x4 to my ass to keep from falling into her cooter canal.
That hooker had the biggest cooter canal ever.
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When a woman has a 2-pack it creates a canal in which you can jizz in after finishing.
Guy 1: Yep, totally just pounded my gf.
Guy 2: Did you use a condom again you wimp?
Guy 1: Naw bro, I pulled out and jizzed on her stomach. You shoulda saw that jizz canal, it was beautiful.
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A small town in Ohio. Has outstanding sports program but lacks in the brains side of everything. Schools are ran by hot girls, gays, and jocks.
Who won the Mid State League?
Canal Winchester
Again?
Yes for the 8th time in a row
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A cover tune by an awful artist, or a cover so terribly done it si like going through dental surgery.
Listening to the Rod Stewart cover of Tom Waits's Downtown Train, is like having a Root Canal
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When a womens douche bag slides into a mans mouth and then he eats it.
Friend:Dude your breath is teribble wtf!
You: Damn the smell of the canal hasnt left my mouth
Friend:Nice you did the douche canal
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When you're standing up, fucking a Latino girl in the ass from behind, and you jam her arm into her birth canal to grab the shape of your penis, and have her jerk it off until cum pours out her ass.
"Ahh maaaan...last night was insane...oh shit I forgot....did you end up fuckin' that old mexican chick?" "Naaaa...I just fed her a handful of expired diet pills and gave her The Panama Canal."
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A word to describe a story or fact that has gone way too far or that has been changed so many times its obviously fake but people seem to still be amazed by it and belive it.
1; Dude, I heard John went and blew up his car then jumped off his roof!
2; What? Are you serious man? Thats so canal winchester its not even funny
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