caramel surprise

the act of covering your penis with poo then when a girl near you yawns u quickly stick your weiner in her mouth and then run...hitnrun, caramel surprise......unforgiveable

Matt:yo anthony i was chillin with jenna up in ottawa and i gave her a caramel surprise she couldnt breathe....
Anthony:was it unforgiveable?
Jennas brother:Matt im gonna kick the shit out of you!
Alex:im hard
Mitch:mu-hele hele?

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Stirring the caramel

Named after an instance on MasterChef where Gordon Ramsay got irate with a chef because she had "stirred the caramel" and therefore caused the sugar to crystalize, thereby ruining the texture and taste of the caramel.

Used to alert someone that they are currently fucking something up badly, or are about to fuck up badly.

Dude, you're stirring the caramel...

Damn, man, Susy got into a fight with Sheila and she commented on her fake tits...she stirred the caramel because Sheila FUCKED HER UP.

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caramel toe

the urge to stick your toe in caramel at the exempt of shane oman.

natalie: i have caramel toe over shane oman.

andrew: wtf :D

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caramel thunder

black people cum

black boy: want some of this caramel thunder bae ?

girl : oh yes daddy

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caramel cock

The act of having sexual relations with a girl on her period.

Ugh dude, seriously? She gave you a caramel cock

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caramel mcflurry

rhyming slang for curry

Yeah, why not mate I could murder a caramel mcflurry.

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Caramel frappuccino

When you cum in a woman's anus, shake her up, then insert a straw into her anus and drink it straight out. If desired, you can put whip cream on it.

I gave this girl a caramel frappuccino last night, and that bitch gave me extra caramel! I think I have E. coli or something now.

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