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When a girl is blowing you and you grab your dick like a hammer and pound her head with it.
I was getting a bad blowjob so I gave her the carpenter grip.
best chili maker, creator of the catapult in nj, world famous pantie model, inventor of the nuclear bomb, and the greatest teacher of all time.
Mr carpenter won’t stop slaying, hes making everyone jealous.
Don’t cry, everyone is madly in love with mr Carpenter.
when you strip down naked and send guys nudes in order to sell drugs
“yo bro I think my drug dealer Noah is a naughty carpenter”
legit the best pub u could ever go to like the prince of wales could never. AND we dont even talk about the vine tree
Ur mum "OI ya fattie have u heard abt the carpenters arms"
You "You mean the best pub ever?"
He is the coolest person you will ever meat and he has an even bigger thunder cock than hisham. he is so hot omg lol
damn sam carpenter is so cool!
A talented young boy starting off his writing career young. He goes to Watkinson school. Hes a lax brah and wears his jersey at night just cause. His songs are excellent and everyone should listen to them.
girl 1: OhMiGawsh did you hear that
girl 2: Hear what?
girl 1: I think thats Charlie Carpenter singing one of his songs!
Both : ahhhhh! Charlie i love you!!!