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organ carpenter

One who makes wooden penis'

That guy is an organ carpenter. He widdles fake dicks out of wood

by uncle meatster December 5, 2013


Julia Carpenter

If you have a Julia Carpenter in your life run! shes scary but nice and funny at most times. She likes to sit in her room all day and cry. She naps pretty frequently...too frequently. This bitch is always missing school or shes late. she is the best friend you want. She is sometimes too lazy to do anything but she is a fun girl to get food with and go to parties with. If you have a julia carpenter, be ready for lots lots of crying but fun times whens she is not.

person: "you have a julia carpenter in your life?
persn 2: " yes its pretty amazing"

by shhh its a secret November 15, 2019


Charlie Carpenter

A talented young boy starting off his writing career young. He goes to Watkinson school. Hes a lax brah and wears his jersey at night just cause. His songs are excellent and everyone should listen to them.

girl 1: OhMiGawsh did you hear that
girl 2: Hear what?
girl 1: I think thats Charlie Carpenter singing one of his songs!
Both : ahhhhh! Charlie i love you!!!

by mysterygirl0990730947 April 25, 2011


carpenter donnie

A very sexy young twink that brings all the boys to the yard.

Carpenter Donnie is a sexy man.

by Donnie Carpenter October 15, 2019


the carpenters arms

legit the best pub u could ever go to like the prince of wales could never. AND we dont even talk about the vine tree

Ur mum "OI ya fattie have u heard abt the carpenters arms"
You "You mean the best pub ever?"

by Ur mums hot friends April 9, 2022


William Carpenter

Singer songwriter from Louisville, Kentucky in the United States. Beginning his musical interests at a very young age, he was often in lots of musicals; some include Winnie the Pooh, Rumplestiltzskin, Annie, and some other local English during his time living abroad (in Canterburry, Kent, U.K.)

Hear some tracks by William Carpenter at www.myspace.com/willcarpenterrock

William Carpenter

by txtboy91 July 13, 2008


Dirty Carpenter

She salts her butthole

Kayla is a Dirty Carpenter. She salts Paige's butthole

by carpenters August 16, 2024