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Catfish Findom means that people just like @catfishfloridaa on "Twitter" use content to take stupid men's money online.
I found a catfish Findom profile on Twitter and she made me simp and took all my money
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When you get behind someone with few groceries in line and someone else comes along and says "I'm with them" and piles a bunch more groceries on. You saw a glimpse of one shopper, but what you got once you were in line was something entirely different.
"Aww man, that lady just jumped in with a whole other cart"
" Checkout Catfished ..."
"Yup"
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Pretending to be much uglier than you really are online.
Guy 1: So how was your date?
Guy 2: I had doubts about dating that girl because of her ugly photos online, but in person she was gorgeous and seductive. I was a victim of reverse catfishing. I am going to therapy now to deal with it.
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To be deceived into thinking a mask-wearing chick is hot because she's blown her entire giro on eye make-up, then discover that her face looks like a crow's armpit.
"I copped a Covid Catfish. Her eyes were lush but the mask hid a face that a mother couldn't love."
Someone who is attractive while wearing a face mask, but significantly less attractive after the face mask is removed.
The bartender and I were talking all night, but I realized she was just another Corona Catfish after I saw the rest of her face on Instagram.
When you are lying down with someone and you have a life size stuffed catfish in between you and the other person.
When lying down next to someone and they are snuggling with a life size stuffed catfish instead of with you, you have chastity catfish.
One who can can convince girls from tinder he is real even when she asks for other social media profiles for verification. If one can fool a girl through Snapchat he is an absolute master catfisher. The goal of every master catfisher is to get nudes and build a robust spank bank.
She asked for my snap...thank God I'm a master catfisher. I'ma see them tits