Chameleon Hand Slam

First you shit and piss simultaneously on your hand and then slap the closest person to you until they go red. After you continue to up the rounds and slap them even more, eventually you become a God when you see the enemy's face flashing different colours.

HOLY FUCK, I GAVE HER THE CHAMELEON HAND SLAM AS THE ANNIVERSARY PRESENT , SHE LOVED IT!

chameleon eyes

A noun that describes the unique ability some men possess of being able to maintain a loving relationship with their partner whilst unknowing to the partner is cheating on them. Much the same way a chameleon can us each eye independently a man with chameleon eyes can look his wife in the eye while looking at the rack of a women passing by simultaneously.

Josh: how does arnold do it?! He sleeps with cindy his next door neighbor and he can still go home and make love to his wife like shed the only women in the world.

Clint: he's gifted my friend god has graced him with a pair of chameleon eyes

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chameleon tongue

When your mouth is so dry and sticky it feels as though you could shoot your tongue out and catch a fly.

Dan says to tom i had a great night last night but got a real bad case of chameleon tongue must have had one to many beers.

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chameleon eyed

When someone's eyes are too far apart. This creates the look that their eyes are almost on the side of their head, just like the member of the animal kingdom, The Chameleon.

"Whoa, Check out that girl over there. She is totally Chameleon Eyed."

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Kazakhstanian Chameleon Twist

Originating from Kazakhstan, it is the event in which you use the tail of a chameleon and shove it the fuck down your friend's throat. This is fucking awesome (fuck yeah). Fuck yeah.

Ja Morant: Hey it's me Ja Morant from that one basketball

Zacharius: Hey Ja Morant from basketballing, do you want to do the Kazakhstanian Chameleon Twist with me, Ja Morant?
Ja Morant: Yeah I would love to do the Kazakhstanian Chameleon Twist with you, Ja Morant here.
Chameleon: I am pumped to be doing the Kazakhstanian Chameleon Twist with Ja Morant and Zacharius soon.

Parma Parma Parma Chameleon Burger

A special burger served with parmesan crisp

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Parma Parma Parma Chameleon Burger, you should try it!"

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camera chameleon

A person whose skin appears as a different shade in various photos according to the exposure.

I'm a camera chameleon because I have a different shade in every picture I take.