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Choir Goggles

When someone sings so well that that your physical attraction to them intensifies and they suddenly appear 1000x more attractive than before.

Oh my god. His voice is like rich dark chocolate. I never thought I'd ever be attracted to him, but with a voice like that I've got major Choir Goggles for him. He's so sexy.

by Vannahrose143 May 10, 2014


Choir Boy

A. A person who likes to think their shit doesn't stink.

B. A phoney person who is putting on a front to impress or satisfy someone.

C. An extreme hypocrite/deceiver.

Johnny used to smoke weed with me everyday, but now he's a little choir boy and tells me it's illegal.

by Ladaloitel July 1, 2018


Choir boy

Gay man. Derived from queer because choir and queer sound alike. Used by chavs.

That guy is a fucking choir boy.

by Billybobfuckbucket March 21, 2023

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Choir Boy

A female with short hair.

“Oh no! Thompson pulled another choir boy last night, he could do better”

“Hey! Middle schoolers aren’t aloud in here, it’s only 21 and up!”. “Oh don’t worry, that’s just a choir boy”

by Professor Bofa November 29, 2021


Choir camp

The opposite of band camp, A place where choir kids, choir nerds, and choir freaks go to be themselves. You basically sing for five hours straight. And there’s a 60% chance that it’s next to a band camp.

I had so much fun at choir camp, we prank the band camp over there.

by Purpstar615 December 7, 2022


TMEA All-State choir

A mesmerizing performance that lasts about 3 days in San Antonio (now) where the top around 200 choral musicians make the mixed choir and the other around 200-300 are in either Treble or Men’s choir. All three choirs are amazing successes, and there is nobody without talent in any of these choirs. To get to this audition you have had to go through 3-4 auditions and go though some amazing, and maybe horrible music over a series of 9 months. Some examples of these songs are the three French pieces the men had to sing in the 2022-2023 area and pre area rounds which were the worst pieces that some have ever experienced. But there was also Steal Away that year, so it was made up for.

Ben: Hey James! How did you do at your audition this weekend?
James: I did pretty good, I made the TMEA All-State choir!

by Add my snap jake_kurth07 January 11, 2024


Show Choir

A group for closeted men and girls who can’t sing; joined so that they can say they’re in a “sport” even though none of them can run a 50 meter.

Student 1: I fucking hate that kid.
Student: yeah he’s in Show Choir to make it worse
Student 1: what a fag

by Yeagerboii May 20, 2024