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n. long, sculpted thigh muscles like the ones often depicted on sculptures of the crucifixion of the christian jesus
Dude 1: Man, did you see the thighs of christ on that guy?
Dude 2: Yeah. I hear he runs marathons.
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An outburst used to create a humorous alternative to simply Jesus Christ
*Hits nail with hammer*
Christ in a bucket, that hurt!
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A psuedo-snuff film. It's an over two hour film of an endless torture sequence.
Me: I saw "The Passion of the Christ" on opening day. It was a two hour torture sequence.
Someone: Two hour torture? Talk about being perpetuating.
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A stuck up shithole in Christchurch where the relationship between the kids parents and the teachers are the determining factor in a student's success, not the kid's competence.
Retard: Shit, I didn't make the Christ's College 1st IV, instead I got put into the 'social' team.
Tool: Doesn't your dad own an influential business/insertothermoneymakingentity?
Retard: Oh yeah. I'll get him to make a call, I'll be 1st IV captain by Tuesday!
Tool: Sweet, lets go light some cigarettes in the botanz with $100 bills
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The act of muching on cheezits after smoking a fat blunt, and swearing you see jesus's face in one of the squares.
Man I was tore up last night and Ill be damned if I did not see Cheezits Christ again.
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jisoos christ is the leader of a religion known as kpopism. Believers also know jisoos as Joshua, a member of SEVENTEEN. This religion roots from the fact that jisoos believes that drinking water is the right thing to do rather than drinking alcohol. Feel free to worship him any time, except for both 10:10 AM and 10:10 PM as this holy time is for *aHEM* NAEGA HOSH. This relegion welcomes anyone and everyone, except antis.
"Bro, what are you doing?"
"Worshipping jisoos christ? What else?"
"IT'S 10:10 YOU IDIOT YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE DOING THAT NOW"
"OH SHIT!"
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The savior of all, and made entirely of cheeze. He loves everyone, but if you piss him off he will send his battalion of sea-monkeys to pick your bones clean!
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