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Bermuda chub

When you pop an unexpected boner in your Bermuda swim shorts and are too far from a body of water to jump in and conceal it.

Dude, this hot chick in cutoffs and a bikini top on the Venice boardwalk totally gave me a Bermuda chub today.

by Trillbilly May 29, 2016

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pop a chub

pop a chub means to have an erection or get a boner

Doran popped a chub while grindin all up on dat bitch.
Aww shit son lookin at yo bitch makes me pop a chub like none other.
Will's mom made me pop the biggest chub ever.
Jarid is well known for poppin the biggest chubs ever

by Jarid September 4, 2006

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Chub Chomper

One who frequently puts his or her mouth apon many erect penis'. They are obsessed with it. Its a passion of theirs to enhale as many pork swords as possible.

That guy who just swallowed my load is a serious chub chomper. If i didn't know better, I'd think he is a homo.

by Beanbag Ballsack January 9, 2009

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chub rub

the rubbing and chaffing of chubby thighs against one another during long walks or duration of activity.

chub rub from long walks or physical activity

by jackmc3913 November 23, 2009

317๐Ÿ‘ 55๐Ÿ‘Ž


chub squish

When a chub that had the potential to be a full-fledged boner is sabotaged by unsexy people, events, or circumstances.

God, this girl was so hot, but then her ugly sister walked in and I got major chub-squished.

Dude, it wasn't that bad, it was only a chub squish, it's not like she blue-balled me

Man, whenever I'm about to, you know, I get the worst chub squish because an image of my mom pops into my head.

by the chofessional March 4, 2010

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chub and tuck

When someone hides their stomach fat by tucking in their shirt

"DJ Khaled has a nice chub and tuck"

by Sherock Holmes November 23, 2015

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belly chub

A slightly friendlier way to refer to tummy fat or the spare tire.

By using the relatively innocent term "chub" (shortened from "chubby") instead of the more loaded "fat" or the unflattering "bulge," the phrase dodges some of the stigmas that have arisen from increasing obesity and our appearance-obsessed culture.

"That bikini looked great on the hanger, but when I put it on all of my belly chub was hanging out so I bought a tank suit instead."

- "Why are you on a diet? You're not fat."
- "Yeah, but I want to get rid of this belly chub."

by k.ann.h June 1, 2006

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