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(n.) A deliberate human obstacle; someone who chooses to get in the way or become an inconvenience.
That chunt in the blue Volkswagen just passed me and stole my parking spot!
A charity cunt who stops you in the street for your money for a fake charity.
Dad to his family: Don't look at them chunts as we walk past!
The displaced chunks or clods of earth that are products of lawn aeration. It shares a similar naming, as well as a similar meaning to "Chads", which--as you may know--are the small displaced pieces of paper which result from a hole-punch, or 3-hole punch (most often in form of a circle).
For the longest time, nobody knew what to actually call a chunt. Almost everybody, since they were a child, has seen a chunt, but again--never knew what to refer to it as. Kids have often referred to them as turds or poo; but let's face it, that's just lewd.
Kid #1 (on freshly aerated soccer field): Man, these chunts are getting out of hand, why would coach make us play on the field today?
Kid #2: Because we strive for greatness, Pancho , because we strive for greatness...
When someone is royally pissing you off - Oi Mate you're being a real Chunt right now
Sports card hunting; the act of sports card hunting; for the love of the hobby
Sports card hunting; the act of sports card hunting; for the love of the hobby