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The female equivalent to the masculine phrase indicating a level of arousal commesurate with "get his dick wet. In this case, in reference to being the recipient of (penetrated by) a phallus during or for the sole purpose of sexual intercourse.
"Oh my god... Stacy is just throwing herself at that guy! She must really want to get her butter churned tonight."
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Penetrating a colostomy bag, instead of the anus, because it's unavailable or you're just that sick.
His mom was passed out, so I gave her a West Virginia Butter churn, so I wouldn't wake her.
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An ejaculation that occurs without direct stimulation to the penis.
Cindy licked & tickled Dave's taint until he shot a bucket-load of Churn-free Dick Cream.
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The act of a female masturbating without the use of any electronic toys or devices.
Sean finished too quick so Courtney had to go home and churn butter herself
Squirting milk from a woman's breast on your dick and proceeding to use it as lube to fuck her with.
O ya I used her titty juice to churn butter last night.
The unethical practice of dragging out unnecessary processes and procedures in order to delay providing Social Services in hope to discouraged applicants to drop their effort for assistance. The use of long automated telephone answering system and online Website technology that's constantly broken has become today's effort to discourage those in need of help.
"The office received two completed application, we have to work harder at churning these people"
The condition of being very upset. The condition wherein a situation causes a deceased person to churn in their urn. To cause urn churn.
The idiom is only of a dead person who in all likelihood would be upset by a situation, as if your grandfather learned that you dyed your hair blue. Similar to turning over in one’s grave.
Dying my hair blue would give grandpa some serious urn churn.