Cider

A cliché story, and usually refers to an unobstructed, exhilarating, and rapid development. In other words, the world is only created for the main character. The opposite of Cider is Sweet Potato: a novel with a convoluted story/too much drama.

It’s a delightful cider series.

cider

piss

stop drinking the piss drawer cider boy

apple cider

your best friend's crush's cum.

"Just tell him you want to make apple cider sometime."

Cider sprinkler

Someone who constantly needs to urinate while drinking cider.

Paddy "Yeah hold my strongbow will you mate, i need to use the loo again"

Mark "You cider sprinkler"

Paddy "Actually nevermind mate i'm all done"

(slip)

cider barge

A “Cider Barge” is a Bristolian term for the large local woman you wake up with after a particularly hard drinking session.

Amongst mates at the pub: Harry: "Stan, that pub last night was great, but the cider gave me a stinking hangover..."

.. pause ... Stan: "Well, I got hit by a cider barge..." Harry: ".... You'll need this, then. Drink up."

cider drinker

absolute faggot bimbo

leron is a cider drinker
(chubby chaser)

In the Cider

Drunk on hard apple cider, usually posed as a question. Can be used for just drunk.

Patrick: *stumbles down the stairs*
James: Patrick, have you been In the cider?