"Mom I made a huge poonado cider in the toilet"
The hellish combination of instant powdered hot apple cider mix and "Bling Bling" Blue Raspberry Mad Dog 20/20.
"Sorry I'm late for Jazzercise, I was up all night getting shit-housed on Lucifer's Cider. That shit packs a wallop."
Drunk on hard apple cider, usually posed as a question. Can be used for just drunk.
Patrick: *stumbles down the stairs*
James: Patrick, have you been In the cider?
A Salty Cider is performed the morning after a night of copious cider drinking. Upon waking you find either your partner or nearest willing recipient and proceed to fill their mouth with your steaming, warm, cider urine.
The morning after a furious cider keger, Jill wanted nothing more than to give Jack a Salty Cider.
Some sleek Australian way of telling someone you had your way with a girl. You had it inside her.
Yee mate, I had s'm good Dickins Cider last nite. She g'n rather loud's well.
An under age drinkers version of 'beer goggles'.
That girl I went with last night was horrible. I must have had the cider visor on.
Commonly used in a bar to pick up women, a Pineapple Cider is code for A fore-thinking man having eaten an entire pineapple out on the town looking for a swallower.
Man: Hey pretty lady, do you like Pineapple Cider?
Woman: Fuck off creep.