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To stop being ridiculouse and to get off of someone's case and leave them alone and go back to the hole they crawled out of
Mom: "I don't like the lack of parental supervision.."
Selena "can you climb out of my ass??"
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The Hairy Dude That Climbs trees is a wildly savage animal. It was discovered in 2019 by two middle schoolers named Ally and Aleena. It can be a very dangerous creature if disturbed or mocked. It has been spotted very few times and is knows to always be in a tree. Recent studies show that the Hairy Dudes prefer oak and maple over pine and firm trees. There is a very large bounty on the creature, if found, captured, and brought into authorities alive and unharmed, you could be rewarded with $300,000,000.00, but if brought in harmed, or dead, you could be fined with enormous charges, or even face a life’s sentence in jail. The Hairy Dude that climbs trees is a human sized animal, about 6 feet tall and it looks like a short, or shrunken big foot, or a hobo. If you happen to encounter one, don’t worry they speak Spanish and pig Latin. If you speak neither of those languages you could be in trouble, so hocus focus poopy. The Hairy Dude that climbs trees will eat you alive if it is hungry enough. Although this usually only happens if it has not had its daily dose of Chex thingies. Keep an eye out, and remember, Aaron, B is not a vowel.
Ally: are you the hairy dude that climbs trees?
Aleena: why yes
Aleena: takes off disguise to reveal a very hairy face
Aleena: aaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggghhh
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The Hairy Dude that climbs trees is a savage creature discovered by Allison Hay and Aleena (last name unprovided) The hairy dude has been spotted approximately 46 times and is known to always be hidden climbing in a tree. No one has ever seen the creature outside of a tree. Studies have shown it likes oak and pine trees and hates maple trees. The Hairy Dude that climbs trees is a very hairy looking creature, almost looks like a shorter, shrunken Bigfoot. It will sometimes be found wearing Hawaiian swim trunks. There are is a large bounty on the creature and if found, captured, and brought in alive, you could be rewarded up to $300,000,000.00 but beware, if you don’t hocus focus poopy, the hairy dude could eat you alive. It quickly hungers if it doesn’t get its regular doses of Chex thingies
Ally: are you the hairy dude that climbs trees?
Aleena: why yes, *pulls off disguise to reveal thee very hairy creatures face* aaaaarrrrrgggghhhh
Portuguese Rock Climb: when a female crabwalks up to a wall with her head facing the wall and you grab her ankles and you fling her up breaking her neck into a 90 degree angle and then busting a nut in her ear
portuguese rock climbing: i was portugese rock climbing with my daughter yesturday
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When two friends decide to go on the roof and engineer a way to climb on your friends' mom's roof.
Ok I'm bored, let's do some mothafuckin' co op roof climbing bitch!
November 7 is national climb a tree day! Grab ur old clothes and grippy trainers!!
Friend 1: right we are climbing a tree
Friend 2: what why?
Friend 1: because it's national climb a tree day silly
PANIC AT THE DISCO , looking to the crucifixion at SMALL t.
THE G0D CLIMB = HIGH HOPES as note that but a lot of our problem we have is to havev be a n the PANIC ROOM (IN PANIC SPACE) to believe and furthermore even your proselytizers question the belief when they CLIMB THE HILL they are really aching for their CREATIVE explanation too and the AFTERMATH OF MORTALITY as henceforth , what is worse is being with the wrong company as they can come up empty.