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someone who is obessed with, and wants to be bitten by a vampire. Used in the Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter books.
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Another lame phrase for non-smokers to try and influence smokers to quit.
Smoker: *takes a drag* *cough cough cough*
Non-smoker: Hey man you should really quit, you're Coughin' to a coffin.
Smoker: gtfo nerd
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Guy 69: dude i love the coffin dance meme its so funny
Guy 420: its a dead meme
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The large black Thule ski/lugage containers commonly found on top of nearly all Subaru or Toyota cars found traveling in the North Western United States.
Jr. take your hat off! There must be a dead hippie in that "Hippie Coffin" on top of that car.
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A phrase equal to the saying "hit the sack" meaning go to bed. Used among Gothics and vampire enthusiasts (not to be confused with twihards)
I'm exhausted it's so late
yeah I think I'm going to "Hit the Coffin"
Me too, good evening
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When a person, male or female, passes gas in a tanning bed and must either a) open the door to relieve the smell or b) stay inside the bed to prevent spotting. Similar to dutch oven.
Summer: Guys, yesterday I was tanning at Planet Tan and I farted in the 20 minute bed. I dutch coffined myself.
Jamie: Wow, you disgust me.
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This is the slang term for boomer, and is more likley to confuse them.
Person 1: Okay coffin dodger
Boomer: *visible offense and confusion*
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