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Was the first man to have cholesterol and diabetes due to being fat. Also can eat for 10 people and has approximately 20 meals a day. Some might compare him to a whale but that’s too generous. More like the mass of the sun. By default he has a wagon tho so I’d smash. 6/10
Me: yo you heard about the sinkhole in El Monte?
Some nerd: yeah dude
Me: I heard it was because one of Colin’s ass cheeks caved into the earth
A guy who has platinum card for bluevision.
Jonas: Should we go to bluevision?
Ake: All booths are occupied by colin, because it's vip night.
Jonas: Darn it
Colin: - Faps away-
is a fat piece of shit that no one likes i the whole word kill your self Colin.
colin is fat
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Colin is a great guy; often shy and mysterious at first but once you get to know him he is a Fun, loving guy. He loves to play piano and saxophone. He has blue eyes and often brown hair. He likes to dress well, especially for the ladies. Speaking of ladies, Colin has his way with women, he is able to seduce them with his large penis and selection of dress shirts. He sleeps with a different woman every night and offers them their very own dress shirt when they leave. He never runs out of women as almost anyone would be willing to sleep with him; but don't let the stereotype mislead you. Colins are the most caring and responsible guy around. In fact he is so well liked that everyone considers him their dictator. ;)
" Colin is so hot, I wish he would be my dictator and give me one of his sexy dress shirts once he's had his way with me."
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The thickest black nigga of them all he loves Sebo and Cruz but Sebo is better Bc I can’t trust a sexy Mexican he is also hot as and he will do anything if someone says no balls
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