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The natural and perpetual state of human males.
Lacking the decency and character to invest one's time and energy into a long-term relationship or a marriage. May be caused by an over-production of testosterone, immaturity, inflated ego, and in most cases, simply being male.
Side effects may include frequent breakups and new girlfriends, frequent one-night stands, general unreliability in a relationship of any type, and a vocabulary of bullshitty dating jargon such as "I just want to be friends with you."
99.9% of all men are born with this condition, guaranteeing that women will spend most of their dating years with shitty, unreliable, wimpy men.
"My boyfriend just broke up with me after we'd only been dating 2 months. I think he's afraid of commitment."
Samuel was so afraid of commitment that he dumped every girl he dated as soon as he realized she was actually willing to work at a relationship.
"I can't get married...I'm afraid of commitment!"
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A phrase used to call out someone who is about to smoke, yet they are rambling on because of their crunk state of mind. If the phrase is shouted by anybody in the room, the person who is talking with the smoking device must immediately take their hit.
Ron: (Talking about nothing in particular while holding a bowl) I went to the store and bought some eggs. Then I saw Jessica behind the counter...
Fred: Dude, commit to the hit.
Ron Takes Hit
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Someone who is always in a serious and committed relationship even though the relationships don't last and move way too quickliy. Who the relapist is in a relaptionship with changes frequently and singleness lasts only hours.
Dude, be single for a while, you're such a committed relapist
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two people who are lowkey dating but do not want to admit it, also known as friends with benefits
My friends Karolina and Michael are in a committed friendship.
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When neither person in a relationship (boyfriend, girlfriend, etm.) wants to engage in sexual intercourse, but thinks the other wants "it".
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gay rat fish that plays gay game and cannot make good skins 🤮
bro did you just do a commit 😳
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