preppy ahole who wears large amounts argyle and spends entirely too much time bathing himself with imported cologne, clamming, and studying for his pre-law classes at yale. usually named "preston" or "baron" or something.
Normal Guy: hey man, wanna chill this weekend? i was thinking of having some people over.
Connecticut Douche: no thanks, i'm gonna take my dad's yacht out and go clamming with my friends ceecee and kelsey. even though that is impossible to do off a boat.
Normal Guy: you're a really big dick, you know that?
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Placing one's penis between the fleshy folds of another person's belly for sexual pleasure.
I really wanted breakfast, but instead got a Connecticut Muffin
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Any person who works or does business in the State of Connecticut and is successful over an extended period of time.
I have been living and working in Connecticut for more then eight years, and I still havenโt ended up loosing my shirt; but only because I am a Connecticut Gangster.
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Plymouth, located in southern litchfield county, is considered to be where the elite of Plymouth Connecticut's three neighborhoods, Terryville, Plymouth , and Pequabuck live. So-called townies are rare in this part of Plymouth for they tend to congregate around patco, in the lower-class neighborhood of Terryville, renowned for its excessive amount of pot dealers. Plymouth, however, is it's polar opposite, it consists of classy, colonial homes, upper-middle class families, and beautiful farmlands, in contrast to downtown Terryville, which consists of many gas-stations, a few questionable resturuants, and the new Mcdonald's, which is sadly, the nicest thing in that part of town.
Ex 1: Kid moving: I'm moving to Terryville connecticut.
Kid's Friend: Damn, that sucks.
Ex 2: Kid moving: I'm moving to plymouth connecticut!!
Kid's friend: DUDE YOU SO LUCKY.
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The act of having sex with a white woman.
"Hey, Kurt, what are you doing this weekend?"
"I am going to Connecticut!"
"Excellent. Enjoy the act of having sex with a white woman."
A slang term for gay (specifically man-on-man) sex
Laura: What were you two doing up there? It sounded like you were playing Connecticut Rugby
Harry: Ew! Mom!
A town where every kid hangs out at the skate park and smokes more weed then snoop dog. Most kids here think they are ghetto because they own Jordanโs and where off brand Louis Vuitton. Almost every teacher quit in Putnam middle school quit due to the class of 2020 being their students.
โDamn bro sheโs from Putnam Connecticut ? Be carefulโ