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Console haters are PC gamers who hate on consoles and console gamers. They constantly brag about how PCs are better, and call anyone who uses a console a "noob." They, however, fail to realize just how noobish they themselves are. They don't understand that, in the end, it doesn't matter what system you use. Gamers, whether Nintendo, Sony, Microsoft or PC, should unite. But NO, these console-hating fucks strive to make console gamers miserable. Most of the time, though, it's the haters that are miserable. They miss out on awesome console exclusives. In short, these haters need to get lives, rather than insulting other gamers for their opinions.
It should be noted, that not all PC gamers are console haters.
Just most of them.
Console gamer: Well, seeya, I'm gonna play some Uncharted 2.
Console hater: On your PS3?!?!
Gamer: Yeah...
Hater: UR A NOOOOOB!!!!11!1!1!!!!one!!11!!!111!!!!!11!eleven!!1
Gamer: What?
Hater: You don't play gud gamz.
Gamer: I can't understand what you just said.
Hater: PC FTW!!!!111!!!1
U SUK!
Gamer: Whatever I'm leaving. Have fun in your mom's basement!
Hater: u BeT Ii WIIIILLLL!~1!!!1!1!1!121@!111!!!
This has been, a definition of "console haters".
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The tricks you do to a failing console in order to make it play games. Usually the tricks make the problem worse in the long run, resulting in longer periods of foreplay as time passes. Here are some examples:
-Constantly restarting a PS1 or playing the in-game music as an Audio CD 'till the PS1 finally starts the game. Sony used poor quality CD drives for the original Playstation and the PSOne, which failed after some years, resulting in the console not being able to start a game (it either throwed an error, or read the game CD as an audio CD). The trick mentioned above warms up the drive and temporarily solves the problem. Unfortunately, those constant start-stops of the CD drive make it wear out faster.
-Blowing on a NES cartridge so the NES can "see" it. Nintendo made the American version of the NES look like a consumer electronics device, including a VCR-like loading mechanism. Needless to say, it was poorly made and failed over time, and the pins of the cartridge didn't made proper contact with the pins of the console anymore. By blowing into the cartridge, you sprayed a thin layer of humidity on the pins, which helped them made contact (though most people thought it was dust being blown away). Unfortunatelty, the humidity gradually oxidized the pins and made the problem worse.
Not to be confused with go wild with the solder iron, which involves an real attempt at repair instead of silly voodoo tricks like the above, and may actually result in a pernament fix.
Guy 1: While I blow on this NES cartridge, you keep restarting that PS1...
Guy 2: Damn console foreplay. Maybe we should buy a new NES and PS1 from ebay.
Guy 1: Nah... they will probably have the same problems.
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One who spends more time in the console of a game than playing the game itself, often found in games like half life and its modifications.
1- oh noez he got teh tao cannon id better move *~ strafe strafe strafe shoot sv_gravity -9999* ahah lamer j00r on t3h roof now !11oen
2- gene, gets pwnd while he fiddles around in console instead of playing the game
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Johnny was mackin' this girl something fierce at the party last night, but instead of being a winner, he was awarded the consolation prize.
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1) when a bunch of little kids argue and complain about which piece of technology works or plays better.
2) a match of call of duty
example 1:
boy 1: the ps3 is better cause, cause, it has exclusives
boy 2: The Playstation 3 has exclusives. And I give it credit for that. But if you want a better community and experience over all, play xbox, lets not be immature and have a console war
baby: WII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2:
guy 1: lets go play some cod and have a console war
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This is a sex term describing when.....
A guy goes on the pull and finds a girl he thinks he has a chance of havin sex with that night, and so feeds her with drinks till its almost inevitable. They end up round her place but she's so drunk, she passes out on the bed before they get their clothes off. The guy then, knowing he won't get what he came there for, flips her onto her back, wanks off and sprays his load down the middle of her spine.
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Consolation : the comfort you feel when consoled in times of disappointment
tunde:"Dave and Sarah were really going at it the other night weren't they. Did the brother get a slew?"
Mev:"No, he said he got a consolation prize though"
tunde:"That's my dogg!"
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