coot suit

Panties or other garmets covering the female goods

I got a nice upskirt shot of your girlfriend's coot suit last night

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coot god

a phrase used to express admiration of one's appearance and/or an object.

Coot god, that dress is fierce.
Coot god, I love your hair.

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Poot in my coot

Jump in my pool/ Jump in a pool.

Hey John, come Poot in my coot this weekend!

Poot in my coot

To jump in someone’s pool (a Byrnes people thing)

Sarah: hey John want to come poot in my coot after school

John: I’d love to Sarah it is quite hot out here
Sarah: great meet you at my house after school
John: sounds delicious I’m excited

old coot in a hat

what you call an old man driving slowly in front of you. If you take notice, usually they will have a hat on! They are usually in buicks or pick-up trucks. Also see gramps champs

"Urgh this old coot in a hat won't get out of my way and I can't pass him!"

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coots in suits

Corporate executives who do nothing but sit on their greedy, selfish asses, and whine and bitch about others using their copyrighted material. Like for example, video clips on YouTube. Viacom is the greediest of the "coots in suits"

YouTube is a magnet for "coots in suits". They have nothing to do but just yank others' accounts over some chickenshit video clip, like a music video, or some retro TV aircheck.

Coot smoot

Before you go down on a female you take your finger and dip it in her sauce and try it or sniff it before you eat it.

Man I coot smooted that bitch last night and she was rachet.