white residue found on an unwashed penis, very smelly
yes I suck cock but I don't eat cottage cheese
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when someone doesn't shower and they get a cottage cheese like substance in their foreskin. In other words really fucking nasty
Ingram is stinky and has a cottage cheese dick.
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The collected bodily fluids of a bromosexual orgy mixed with a local pale ale, usually served while listening to shitty cover bands.
Lets go drink some cottage brew and watch Darryl's band play April Wine songs badly at some dive bar.
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A seasonal medical condition that arises on a Monday after or a Friday prior to a nice weekend in the summer in which the reported back pain is directly proportional to the sunniness and temperature outside; results in oneβs inability to come to work on the affected Monday or Friday and he/she having a three-day weekend that is likely spent drinking beer on the dock at his/her cottage or cabin while his/her co-workers pick up the slack back at the office.
My co-worker came down with cottage back; it prevented her from coming into work last Friday, and when she came in on Monday, her back was fine, and she also had a tan.
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Cellulite found on legs of aged persons, typically women
Student: Yo, Ms Holt has some nasty cottage cheese going on, she needs to wear some pants!
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when somethin just AINT right, like you aint be feelin it all dat much u kno??
shorty up in da club dancin wit her tampon string hangin out ..shieeet DATS COTTAGE CHEESE!!!!
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A think white substance that accumulates in the vaginal area due to uncleanliness. It has the appearance of cottage cheese.
All of the guys were scared to sleep with Lara because she had a bad case of cottage cheese.
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