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When someone smells something gross and says, "ugh, nasty! Do you smell that?" and you breathe deeply to take in the smell and confirm said nastiness, you have just performed a courtesy sniff.
George: Gross, I think the cat peed on my rug. Paul, will you come give it a courtesy sniff?
Paul: (bends face towards rug and breathes in) Dude, yeah, cat totally peed on your rug. Sorry, bro.
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The alternative to artificial lubricant (eg. KY). Performed when foreplay is bypassed to get into the "good stuff" without causing undo friction.
Please take me to a grease monkey, cuz I like to get lubed up before I get FUCKED! Huh! Some lube would be nice... or at least a Courtesy Lick
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Rollers courtesy is where the roller of the joint/blunt gets to light the joint/blunt and have the first hits
You rolled the zoot jimmy so you have the rollers courtesy
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When a riot policeman hits you in the head with his baton. This is usually after the riot police gave out some rubber bullet kisses. Baton courtesy is usually followed by an arrest.
Both terms are taken from 'Deer Dance' - System of a Down.
"Robert was given some Baton Courtesy because he resisted arrest. Serves the little bastard right."
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When someone attempts and fails at performing a donkey punch, the reciever tightens their orifice in honor of the effort given by the donkey puncher.
Rob tried donkey punching me last night, but the dumbass hit my shoulder. I gave him a courtesy clench just to make the poor bastard feel better.
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a gesture you use while getting head before you jizz in her mouth
"He was so sweet he did a courtesy tap so i didnt have to spit or swollow."
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The space created between a skinny womans legs when she stands straight up with her feet close together. Antithesis: more voluptuous women do not have a courtesy gap due to the flesh of their thighs closing the gap.
"Have you seen Nichole Ritchie lately? You could drive a semi through her courtesy gap."
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