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Hella cool city in NorCal.
Girl: Walnut Creek is hella cool.
Guy: I know. It's hella sick.
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a reallly cool town in California. It has a reallly nice downtown. People who live there: Scene kids hanging out behind kfc piercing things. reallly prettty, really slutty girls who get drunk or high every weekend and suck a lot of dicks. preppy annoying girls who think theyre reallly cool and think kissing a guy is extremely badass. wannabe gangasters who take lots of myspace pictures and hang out with all the pretty sluts. really good skaterrs: they skate all the time. Stoners: everybody in walnut creek except the preps. Everyone here knows how to party, theyre all rich, beautiful, and wacked out on drugs or alcohal. its the best place to be.
Pretty girl: lets go see what the scenes are up to.
preps: Ewww, scene kids are gross!
gangster: shut the hell up before i kick yo ass
stoner: whered my weed go?
skaters: damn! i just snapped my board.
scene kids: Damn i love walnut creek.
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dawson bleek where it snows for 8 months of the year. home of the peace river un northern bc
dawson creek (bleek) home of the schitzophernic society where
horny house wifes are cheating, with husband's friends, and cousins of the same family it is also the
home of disabled children being put up for adoption, and given to priests who preach about not having sex, to young unwed pregnant teenage girls, which most of them are native girls, yet dawson bleek is
the frozen hole of the earth, where lingerie consists of tube socks, long johns and flanel pajamas, and even in minus 40 below and drunk you still walk to robin's donuts for coffee with friends and don't come home til at least 11 in the morning, because partying at the bar does'nt end at 2 am, like it does in the city, because dawson bleek's red necks know how to party unlike wimpy city folk, the bar closes at 4am, then you go to a bootlegger and pick up a flat of beer, and head to a kegger where everyone stumbles home stoned and sloshed just before noon. so if you ever decide to visit this place in the middle of no where expect to find, drunk, cheap girls, crazy people off their medications running around town, while red neck men drive around in their trucks trying to pick up women with lame ass lines like hey baby wanna screw, while they smile with half their teeth missing, and mispronoucing the words cause they are too stoned on e. so welcome to dawson bleek a place where there is always someone to talk about.
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1. Located at 49.55N latitude and 109.29W longitude in a meteor crater from the crustaceous era or earlier, estimated at 75 million years old, which is only slightly higher than the median age of the town, and probably slightly lower than the median age of the people who drive through town and usually converge at an intersection with Jasper St. and get caught in a face-off, because no one knows who's going first.
2. A growing community estimated at 2700 people with more to do than Fox Valley, Piapot, and other immediately surrounding areas. Questionable public accomodations, but adequate shopping, even for some furniture and small appliances. Lots of hard-working, helpful people, and if you're 16 and have wood, there's lots of places to put it. Just shop around a bit first, and double up on condoms just to be safe.
Person 1: *wipes sweat* I'm so glad we're not in Fox Valley anymore.
Person 2: Let's stop in Maple Creek, they have the best pussy between Swift Current and Medicine Hat.
Person 1: Okay but we're ditching first thing in the morning and going to Calgary.
Person 2: Absolutely.
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Deep Creek aka Drama Creek located in Chesapeake, Virginia.
Deep Creek, is the Laguana Beach of Virginia
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Um, actually south milwaukee, we just kicked your guys' ass in the homecoming game last year. Right after you guys spray paint our consession stand and shit like you guys are somethin, HA. so yeah SM sucks fat pussy.
OC also has the best cheerleading team in the state bitchesss (:
Oak creek is better than sm.
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The small town located in the Northern Suburbs of Brisbane. Most people don't like the place but live here because it's theirs.
Albany Creek...It's a hole, but it's our hole.
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